Isn't it funny how the memories you cherish before a breakup can become your worst enemies afterwards? The thoughts you loved to think about, the memories you wanted to hold up to the light and view from every angle--it suddenly seems a lot safer to...
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Ally Condie
When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
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Nora Ephron
To stand on a mountain top, you must first create the mountain.
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Anthony T. Hincks
God Hold us to that which drew us first, when the Cross was the attraction, and we wanted nothing else.
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Amy Carmichael
If you drop your beliefs, you drop your success. God's mighty people begin to fall even as achievers when they begin to drop the beliefs they pursue at first.
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Israelmore Ayivor
More Quotes By Alexei Sayle
Pete couldn't believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they'd once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse.
...I learned the lesson that, even after the revolution, cool, handsome and confident is always going to beat weird-looking and needy.
Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
